You have got to be kidding me...

Is this for real??? Could this possibly be any weirder????? Why don't they warn new expectant mothers about this stuff.  

Who on earth is she talking to that is so important?  You think I can get this hands free as part of my Verizon every two year upgrade?  DC is hands free after all.  


Is it just clueless me or does everybody know these things are out there.  Talk about a learning experience.